Many household objects threaten your baby’s life Play around in your two-story house and garden packed with potentially dangerous items such as: Power outlets: Capable of conducting lethal amounts of electricity Nail gun: Keep away from babies! Flour Jar: It’s never been easier to make daddy blind to your misbehaviour! Sinks: A flooding hazard in the hands of a sentient baby! Woodchipper: It works on more than just wood! Fudge the dog: A loyal rideable beast with an appetite for anything The Oven: Careful not to burn anything! The swimming pool: Get fit, but do not drown! Out of harm’s way, as the baby attempts to overcome daddies attempts to protect the baby in various ways, including drinking bleach and sticking forks in electrical outlets.